i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I am naked and annoyed.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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