Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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