so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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