that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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