Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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