sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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