Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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