She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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