Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
id be glad to
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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