I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize