I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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