She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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