Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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