what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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