Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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