I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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