just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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