No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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