quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
