My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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