If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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