? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
