i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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