The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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