I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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