Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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