dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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