Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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