One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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