Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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