i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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