I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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