I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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