it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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