Christians are straight up FREAKS
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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