I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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