Where did you get a picture of my penis
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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