the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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