wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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