Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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