I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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