Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
it's not cheating when I paid for it
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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