: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
we're so committed to being not committed
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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