There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
