How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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