I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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