speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just want nice things and good sex
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
