Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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