toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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