I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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