new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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