i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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