I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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