Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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