the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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