so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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