I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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